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TheRat
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 Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:36 am Post subject: I Need Relationship Advice... |
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| Hi. My name is Sylvester and I'm having relationship trouble. Just today I was in the presence of the most beautiful vivacious blonde in all of South Marroona Island [Rosaleek Croft] and when I was inches from planting a big wet one on her juicy big red lips... she backed off in digust and said "eww you stink like cheese". My ego is damaged for life and I swear never to eat cheese again, but how can I make up for this tragedy, will she ever forgive me?! |
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babzybabr00n1
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:38 am Post subject: |
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I reckon she's just turned on by your prescence.
Maybe she really likes the smell of cheese but was playing hard to get? Perhaps you should reconsider and marry her. |
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TheRat
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:42 am Post subject: |
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Is it wrong for a rat to want to marry a hot chick?!  |
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babzybabr00n1
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No, rats can do whatever they feel like in Czechoslovakia. My pet rat married my wife's pubic hair last month and they are very happy together.
When I suggest oral sex to my wife, my rat get's very sad though as I don't like furry muffs  |
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Svetlana
Joined: 28 May 2003
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Location: Nikolaev, UKRAINE
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:55 am Post subject: Re: I Need Relationship Advice... |
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| TheRat wrote: | | Hi. My name is Sylvester and I'm having relationship trouble. |
I think you have to talk nice and not dirty to the woman you love 
| tima_q wrote: | I would like to visit Ukraine, and to meet her there
so i need more info about Ukraine. Where to stay and so on.. |
Which part of Ukraine are you interested in? Ukraine is a big country
You can't rent a Hotel on the Black Sea and visit girl in Kiev
Let me know and I might help you with the booking. 
Svetlana
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babzybabr00n1
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:57 am Post subject: Re: I Need Relationship Advice... |
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| Svetlana wrote: | | I think you have to talk nice and not dirty to the woman you love |
EXCUSE ME?!
I have actually talked to this kind man on the phone recently as he wanted some more tips from me and he is a VERY nice person and he did NOTHING wrong. He did not 'talk dirty' to the woman he loves-all he wanted to do was kiss her to show his love for her and she told him he stinks of cheese! That's a most disturbing act and I am angered by this woman's absolute disdain!
Do not insult someone's intelligence if you do not know the full story!  |
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TheRat
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:43 am Post subject: |
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| It's not my fault I like cheese! And besides, I do talk nice to Rosaleek... and you know, a little this and that out of context never hurt anyone! |
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wyldfyre
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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I think perhaps every attention to details of personal hygiene should be applied, and, when in a state of "fine dress" (because some of us men DO "clean up" rather nicely)
an honest apology for offending her delicate senses is in order, preferably accompanied by a small token of apology (gals LOVE chocolate much more than cheese)
I believe, unless she was totally repulsed by the incident, you will find this effective....
LOL  
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Lenchik
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Location: Ukraine (Dnepropetrovsk)
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I am guide-interpreter from Dnepropetrovsk (Ukraine). If you want, I can help (hotels, restaurants, lovely places, gifts …)
Only ask
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samlocalguy
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| Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:43 am Post subject: I am stolen your cheese |
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I donnt know who move your cheese. Buut if your cheese is stolen or move. get new one.
ok Best of luck
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belayakoshka
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| Quote: | | when I was inches from planting a big wet one on her juicy big red lips |
it doesn't sound like very respectable to the lady
now, women are very intuitive and she must be catched that |
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Dannyroc1
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IN my humble opinion you have two problems Rat.
1). your date/ girl friend does not have good manors. If you smelled an odor from her would you have responded in the same way? Why would you accept this rudeness from her?
2) Forgive me for saying it but you are a weak guy. If one comment from one girl can crush your spirit so easily you are much to soft. I suspect this girl could see you were so happy to be with her that you acted not confident and in control of yourself. Most woman like a gentleman but he must not act like a happy puppy.
I suggest next time find a girl who is more your match and you will probably act better and have more success. |
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TomCat
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:44 am Post subject: Listen |
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Listen first understand the world is full of beautiful women and when you relaise this is when you will stop being needy.
women are not attracted to needy guys.
Next understand that....
Women have more to gain from being with a guy then you have from being with her so start acting like the prize.
Most guys through them at the feet of women and hope she accept them this is not attractive..... Be different |
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babzybabr00n1
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I have recently talked to TheRat again and he has taken all of your advice into consideration.
Unfortunately, he took your advice to "act more like the prize" and "stop being needy" too far.
On his last date, he was with a kind and beautiful woman who was already quite modestly attracted to him. He strolled into the date like he owned the restaurant and ignored her most of the night, being prude and cocky. For most of the night he was talking on the phone and eating the food instead of paying attention to her needs.
I think he has taken "hard to get" a little too far, don't you?
Any advice on how to help my friend in need again and save him from his new cocky self? I think he needs help fast if he is going to find himself a lady.
Thankyou for all your kind posts and advice |
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